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carapherxelia:

Pierce The Veil - King For A Day feat. Kellin Quinn [video credit]

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

“No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom, in a car, or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in.”

Dan Campbell (via owkwerd)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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lichq:

thewhorewholived:

Teddy Roosevelt’s diary on the day his wife died

Wanted this tattooed in his handwriting tbh.
consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.